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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

13.06.2025 04:22

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

After a few moments he returns.

HELLO

🌿🌻Why are Meghan and Harry not treated like royalty in the United States anymore?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Summer here, the one who debunks atheism. Isn’t it funny how atheists always say they prefer a “no-nonsense, evidence-based approach” to understanding the world, but when I bring up logical arguments for theism, they suddenly clam up?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

What happens to single guys when they get older?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

How common are novels, animes, or mangas, that are both coming of age and thriller? What do you think of these kinds of stories? What are some examples?

Sure no problem officer.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Yes sir it is.

Why does a college girl cover her face with a scarf in Bangalore?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

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